The 'legend has it' of product rating

At Newton, we take our in-app messaging very seriously. Umm, or shall we say, too lightly?! Our inspiration: Email can be heavy enough to keep our words on the lighter side. Not all endeavours are successful though. But we think our failures are worth celebrating too. So, here are some of the rejected options we went through before landing on our final in-app message prompting a user to rate our email app:

1. Legend has it that, those using distraction-free apps go on to become zen masters. Help us spread zen. Rate us.
2. Groundbreaking research suggests that, rating an app temporarily floods the brain with Dopamine. Rate us?
3. Scientists have discovered that rating an app can boost your immunity by at least 83%. Rate us?
4. A Wikileaks report suggests that people experience sudden spikes in good luck after rating an app. Rate us?
5. If you enjoyed going through our reject-list 🥊, do comment with the number you liked the most. Or even better, come up with your own line. 🤓
6. According to research, you can significantly improve your flirting skills by rating an email app. Rate us?
7. Nostradamus had predicted the use of a powerful, minimal email app loved by millions. Help us prove him right. Rate us.
8. Millions of people have discovered their true inner selves and a happily-ever-after by simply using our app. Rate us?
9. Climate change is reversing as millions of people are cooling their minds via the calming effects of Newton. Rate us!
10. Doctors have been helping patients reverse baldness by prescribing them to small doses of Newton. Help us do more by rating us.
11. According to the Karma-Sutra, rating an email app auto-deletes most of your bad karma. Rate us?
12. According to ancient wisdom, peace and zen are right in front of us, but sometimes in an email app. If you found it here, rate us.
13. Zen monks believed that nirvana can be instantly achieved by simply rating the right minimal app. Rate us?

If you enjoyed going through our reject-list 🥊, do comment with the number you liked the most. Or even better, come up with your own line. 🤓